If your walls are growing things, it’s time to clean—not call NASA.
There’s clean, and then there’s buyer-ready clean. If your bathroom’s rocking black spots like it’s prepping for a goth music video, we’ve got a problem.
Let’s talk about mould. Not sexy, I know—but buyers notice it faster than Cheryl West can light a ciggie after a family blow-up. And the buyers? They’ll IMMEDIATELY be put off.
🧫 What Even Is Mould (Besides Gross)?
Mould is a fungus. It thrives in damp, poorly ventilated areas—like bathrooms, kitchens, laundries, or anywhere someone’s forgotten to turn the fan on since 2003.
It looks like:
- Black specks on ceilings and walls
- Orange gunk in tile grout
- Funky fuzz near windows
- That weird smell you can’t place but you know means trouble
And buyers? They take one look, scrunch their face, and wonder what else has been ignored.
🤨 Why Buyers Freak Out Over It
- Health Concerns – Asthma, allergies, and general ick. No one wants to move into a spore farm.
- Moisture = Money – Mould means moisture. Moisture means potential leaks, poor ventilation, or worse—structural damage.
- “What else are they hiding?” – Even if it’s minor, mould can make a buyer assume the whole house is dodgy. (Cheers, trust issues.)
🧽 How to Fix It Before You List
- Clean It (Properly):
- Use vinegar or commercial mould killer
- Don’t just bleach over it—treat the root cause
- Re-grout or re-seal tiles if needed
- Improve Ventilation:
- Install or upgrade extractor fans
- Open windows regularly
- Use a dehumidifier in damp areas
- Repaint – With the Right Gear:
- Use anti-mould bathroom paint (yes, it’s a thing)
- Keep the colour light and neutral for a fresh, clean look
🏠 Buyer-Approved Bathroom = Faster Sale
You don’t need a spa-level reno. But a clean, dry, bright bathroom says, “This house is cared for.” And that puts buyers at ease.
Think of it this way: If Van can clean up his act (eventually), so can your ensuite.